And THIS is the girl that Beans has just started dating. I should mention that the only reason they met is because they were both volunteers at the last fundraising event that I organised.
How have I not yet thrown myself off the nearest available cliff?
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Why? You are more attractive than both of them. It's the boys who should be cliff-jumping.
I could potentially forgive the first girl her yellow plastic accessories, hideous, far too short and tarty-looking coral-coloured dress and WHITE SHOES because she is at least smiling. But that second girl needs a slap. No one goes out in sunglasses that large unless they're Jennifer Lopez and no one goes out in a top like that unless they're very high maintenance. Neither of those girls is even in the same ballpark as you. If I were you I'd be wondering why anyone in their right mind could dump you for these two horror shows.
honey, you have to find a guy who isn't drawn to sluts. truly.
Oh girls, if only.
If only.
But at the end of the day, its still them that are picked, not me. And that's the sucky part.
Laurie, I wish I knew how to tell the difference. I really do. I always figure that if they're with me in the first place, then I'm their kind of girl.
Turns out, I'm just the stopover. Mostly the "well, that was different, now back to our regular programming"
Just once, I would like to be the main attraction. The show stopper. The final act.
You will be the showstopper - there is no doubt in my mind about it.
As for them being picked - let's remind ourselves who they were picked by - two men who are nowhere near worthy of you and your awesomeness. I know it's hard (I do - trust) but you have to have faith that they guy is out there and these are the mere lessons you endure that will make you all the more awesome for the right one.
The Blonde One is very wise. Why do we automatically assume that there is something wrong with us when not chosen...and we all do it. Seems to me there is something wrong with the chooser.
I know it is not the same, but you have lots of people who HAVE chosen you. Hang on to us for now.
PP
The first one looks like a manatee with a birth defect. Just sayin'
-Skittles
HAHAHAHA, Skittles, thou art priceless!
BUT, don't you think that its a bit of an insult to good manatees everywhere?
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