- One pair of army fatigues
- One pink corset
- Matching jewellery
Little did I know just how grateful I would be for a face full of makeup later on when I saw Beans snuggled up on the couch with one of the girls at the party. I wish I could report that I got my own back in the same manner, but I just wasn't up to playing vixen that night. Instead, I took my bottle of vino and crept away to the stairwell where I spent most of the night listening to the sounds of the party knowing that somewhere in there, the love of my life was making small talking with Bambie MacSlutty.
Its a good thing that I listened to Jellycake and had worn the waterproof mascara. I can attest to the fact that it really works.