The scene: Facebook Chat
The players: A cousin and myself
The situtation: Talking about my move (like any other conversation happens these days!)
Cousin M: So what's all this I hear about you moving?
Me: Yup. I leave in a few days.
Cousin M: You're going to England? London right?
Me: No. Glasgow.
Cousin M: Where's that? Is it a city?
Me: Yup. Scotland.
Cousin M: Is that in England?
Me: (a little confused now) er, no... I'm going to SCOTLAND. Glasgow is a city in SCOTLAND.
Cousin M: Is that in the same country?
Me: Technically, yes.
Cousin M: So you're going to England then! Why didn't you just say so in the first place?
Me: Er, I have to go. Packing.... etc... you know. Bye.
2 days later. Same place. Same bat channel. Different relative.
Cousin C: I heard from cousin M that you're moving. All the best. England right?