In an effort to dodge the lady who I inadvertently called a fatty, I decided to try out a Wednesday night class instead.
After making sure that fatty lady wasn't in class, I settled down to follow the routines and to my immense surprise I found that I wasn't getting as winded as I usually did. When the instructor dismissed the class, I caught her eye and beamed. Did you enjoy the class?, she asked.
Oh very much!, I gushed back. I was so happy to find that I'm not totally winded right now like I usually am after a pilates session. I guess I'm just getting better at exercising for an hour - and that's good right?
Yes, of course, she replied. But this was a 45 minute class.
*sigh* I just cannot win here.