Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Early Morning Banter

My brand new colleague, who we shall call Skipper, is a very happy person. Even at early o'clock in the mornings when, as anyone who knows me knows is not my finest time o day. 

Today, as I went by her desk to collect my mail, she looked up at me with a big beaming smile and gushed, "Oh don't you just LOVE celebrating VD?" 

To which I replied. " Anyone who owns up to celebrating VD is in my books, a profoundly sick and twisted individual. The same applies for if they're celebrating Valentine's Day, which is perhaps what you are talking about?"

In fairness, she was warned about the pre-coffee me. It was in the orientation package. 


Heathcliffs Girl said...

Hey you stranger :)

I wish someone would have said that nauseatingly sweet line in an annoyingly upbeat voice to me just so I could have shot em down.

The Pixy Princess said...

I know, I know... stranger indeed! But I'm back.... at least... I hope so!

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